Tip: When Cheney asks you to go on a hunting trip, it's time to reconsider your criticism of the administration.
If you haven't heard the news,
Dick Cheney shot someone, a friend in fact. The news reports mostly say 'accidentally' but maybe it's really a message aimed at Bush's critics? I mean if Cheney will shoot his friends, what
won't he do to his enemies? Heh.
This has all
been predicted, of course, by the
more reliable liberal commentators
on the left, and perveyors of
liberal moderation in the blogosphere.
(Does anyone really believe that it's possible to 'accidentally' shoot a lawyer? I would assume lawyers are almost always shot for very good reason.)
Since there's much more to this story than will ever be reported you're lucky I am versed in all the various schools of conspiracy-think so that I can help you decode what's really going on.
Within the official cover story of this event is all the info we need to decipher what this really means.
[1] "They had no idea he was there," Armstrong said.
"[2] A bird flew up, the vice president followed it through around [3]to his right and shot, and unfortunately, unbeknownst to anybody, Harry was there and he got peppered pretty good with a spray of 28-gauge pellets," Armstrong said in a telephone interview. reuters.com
This is a calculated message to Administration critics and whistleblowers. [1] We don't know who you are yet, but to those [3]
on the right (i.e. already within the administration, maybe ready to leak some sensitive information) who are ready to flee the coup [2], WATCH OUT! Don't do it-- you might get shot.
Well, there you have it. Enjoy.
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