2006 Election Predictions

With the help of my enormous prescience and suave good looks, I predict Democrats will continue to divide America by claiming Republicans stole the midterm elections.

Naturally, when Democrats fail to retake congress they’ll need someone to blame. Too bad dividing America is an organic side effect of alleging campaign fraud at every turn.

To tell you the truth (as I always do), I get a kick out of liberal conspiracy theories, the breathless calls for investigation, the imagined Republican dirty tricks. For instance, Greg Palast's, "Winning the Election The Republican Way: Racism, Theft and Fraud in Florida" is downright hilarious; a study in half-truths and downright fabrications.

Self-revealing contradictions

Why would Democrats ever lose an election? After all, they always run against corrupt, evil, and hateful opponents. They have all the answers. They and only they have all of our best interests at heart, so why would they ever lose an election? Obviously the only answer is that Republicans keep stealing the elections...

No less than Robert F. Kennedy Jr. himself is claiming forthrightly, that Bush stole the 2004 election. Of course he also said Bush was a Nazi and a fascist.

...what is most anomalous about the irregularities in 2004 was their decidedly partisan bent: Almost without exception they hurt John Kerry and benefited George Bush. After carefully examining the evidence, I've become convinced that the president's party mounted a massive, coordinated campaign to subvert the will of the people in 2004. Across the country, Republican election officials and party stalwarts employed a wide range of illegal and unethical tactics to fix the election. ~Updated: Kennedy: 2004 Election was rigged

So we know that Democrats should have won but didn't. We know that Republicans are corrupt and will commit any crime in order to stay in power. We know that every time someone is unable to vote for whatever reason it would have been a vote for Democrats. Can it be more obvious? The nation has been highjacked by right wing extremists!

"I'm running because I don't like extremism, and I think extremism has taken over our country." ~Howard Dean

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Since taking over as chairman of the Democratic National Committee earlier this year, the former presidential candidate has been quoted in newspapers making unusually caustic remarks about Republicans.

Dean has suggested that they are "evil." That they are "corrupt." He called them "brain-dead" during a stop in Toronto -- and while the Terri Schiavo case was still in the news. He has tagged Sen. Rick Santorum (R-Pa.) as a "liar." Last week, the Minneapolis Star Tribune reported that he mimicked a "drug-snorting Rush Limbaugh" at an event there. ~washingtonpost.com

Helpful hints and campaign tips

If Democrats want to win elections they need to be more like Joe Leiberman and Hillary Clinton. A strong tack to the right might actually turn the Democratic Party's electoral fortunes around. They can always go back on their word once they're in office. (Isn't that normal operating procedure for them anyway?)

If Democrats wanted to win they would neutralize their biggest weakness. But they won't. Which means that they are stuck on stupid, believing their own propaganda about how corrupt and wicked Republicans are and expecting that to be a winning campaign issue.

No less than the master himself has laid out the winning strategy for Democrats if they cared to see it.

ROVE: Like too many Democrats, it strikes me that they’re ready to give the green light to go to war but when it gets tough, and when it gets difficult, they fall back on that party’s pattern of cutting and running. They may be with you on the first shots, but they’re not going to be there for the last tough battles. They are wrong and profoundly wrong in their approach. exposetheleft.com

If Democrats want to win they must be there for the last tough battles. They must support the war they voted for. Instead of continuing to demand our surrender, maybe they could try rooting for America for a change.

America united cannot be defeated...

So why do Democrats keep on insisting on dividing America?

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