Glen Reynolds: the Anti-Christ?

What pontificant nonsense. Anyone with even a cursory knowledge of biblical prophecy would immediately realize that the Instapundit is not the Anti-Christ. He is in fact the False Prophet spoken of in Revelation!

The Anti-Christ is in fact a major charismatic political figure, while Glen Reynolds is merely a puppy-killing satan-worshiping shill for the Bush White House. In short, Glen is the 'Insta-falseprophet' spoken of in Revelation Chapter 13 who speaks for the Anti-Christ and cause all who hear him to worship the first beast (the Bush Anti-Christ).

The Book of Revelation, Chapter 13, Verses 11 and 12:

Then I saw another beast coming up out of the earth, and he had two horns like a lamb and spoke like a dragon. And he exercises all the authority of the first beast in his presence, and causes the earth and those who dwell in it to worship the first beast, whose deadly wound was healed.

We can see clearly, here in this photo, that Mr. Reynolds, aka the 'Instapundit', is in fact too diabolically enhanced in real life to be a charismatic political figure.

(Obviously, this photo does not show the 'enhancements' in his lower body mind you, but hey, this is a family blog!) I presume this is the result of decades of drinking puppy shakes and worshipping Satan. (That's my assumption anyway.)

On the upside, the Glen Reynolds does have powers given to him by the Anti-Christ. These nascent abilities are only now beginining to appear on his blog, and are also described in the Book of Revelation:

He performs great signs, so that he even makes fire come down from heaven on the earth in the sight of men. And he deceives those who dwell on the earth by those signs which he was granted to do in the sight of the beast, telling those who dwell on the earth to make an image to the beast who was wounded by the sword and lived. He was granted power to give breath to the image of the beast, that the image of the beast should both speak and cause as many as would not worship the image of the beast to be killed. ~BibleGateway.com

Performs great signs and wonders-- check.
Deceives those who dwell on the earth-- check.
Breathes life into the beast-- check.
Causes the beast to speak-- check.
Kills all those who do not worship the beast-- check.

I am of course spreading filthy lies about Glen Reynolds, the Instapundit, in order to get gratuitious links from him and others.

Mr. Glen 'Insta-falseprophet' Reynolds 'boning up' on his Satanic Duties.

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