Alien-duck hybrid uncovered

Evidence of an alien conspiracy! They found an alien head in this duck! No kidding! Well, practically speaking they didn't actually find a physical alien head within the duck, but they did see a reasonable facsimile of an alien head in the x-ray of a duck. Check it out.



For your convenience I have taken the liberty of enlarging the area in question:



Surely these photos are copyrighted so don't go blabbing to anyone about how I posted them here.

Oh yeah, here's the original story from yahoo news. (Even though linking to this will do me no good in a short time as these stories are not archived.)

CORDELIA, Calif. - The International Bird Rescue Research Center in Cordelia plans to raise funds with an unusual duck X-ray. The bird came in with a broken wing, but when Marie Travers, assistant manager of the center, radiographed the duck, she was stunned to see a very clear image of what appeared to be the face, or head, of an extraterrestrial alien in the bird's stomach.

"Marie looked at it and all she could say was 'unbelievable,'" said Karen Benzel, public affairs director for the rescue center, which has been rescuing sick and injured birds for more than three decades.

But the really important quote here is that the bird died "quickly". Makes one wonder why? Heh? Of course the bird had to die. It knew too much. It's evidence of an alien conspiracy!!!! Mulder. Paging Fox Mulder!!!

Unfortunately, the duck died quickly and quietly of its injuries.

Initial reports from the center claimed the cause of the alien face was never determined, but Benzel said she was still awaiting results of a necropsy.

Either way, the center has come up with a way to turn its alien encounter into a fundraiser for the center. It will auction off the X-ray on eBay.

The one-of-a-kind image, which measures 17-by-14 inches, will be sold along with a certificate of authenticity. All proceeds will go toward funding the center's rehabilitation programs.

The auction begins Sunday.

Sure. And the smoking man will be there ahead of time for it to mysteriously disappear.

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