Do it yourself Bush Conspiracy Generator

Now you too can access the DNC's marvelous Bush Conspiracy generator. This one of a kind publicity seeking algorithm will generate scores of plausible conspiracy theories for your liberal delight!

But seriously, this is a great service. I can't believe how useful this is for research into leftist ideas. It's like someone has secretely gotten hold of the playbook or something.

Here are just a few of the detailed leftist conspiracy theories you get for free! From the Bush Conspiracy Generator:

...George W. Bush gave Iraq reconstruction contracts to his friends so that SUV owners, big corporations, the Christian Coalition, Ann Coulter, and Rush Limbaugh could offend The United Nations.

...George W. Bush lowered taxes so that big corporations, oil companies, Republicans, and the Christian Coalition could steal from welfare recipients.

George W. Bush has not captured Osama bin Laden so that big corporations, oil companies, Republicans, white men, SUV owners, and the Christian Coalition could invade Iraqis.

It's so incredibly accurate too! (I may have to make one of my own.)

THE BUSH CONSPIRACY THEORY GENERATOR, by Jennifer Bishop Fulwiler

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